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Free euphemisms — while they last!
If you'd rather obfuscate than speak clearly, here are some handy euphemisms for everyday use.

Company layoff - personnel degrowth
Demotion - negative advancement
Personnel - human capital
Part-time worker - peripheral
Fire - disemploy, idle indefinitely
Budget cut - advanced downward adjustment
Recession - contained depression
Net loss - negative profit impact
Price decrease - value pricing
Price increase - price realignment
Fee - user charge
Store closure - disposition of low throughput unit
Sell - de-accumulate
Unpaid loans - nonperforming assets
Tax - wage-based premium
Theft - inventory shrinkage
Failure - incomplete success
Software bug - undocumented program feature
Mistake - variance
Flight delay - schedule irregularity
Lie - reality augmentation
Death - mortality experience
Die - join the majority
Assassination - health discontinuance
Explosion - energetic disassembly
Read - decode
Talk to - dialogue with
Election loss - deselection
Student - education user
Poor person - fiscal underachiever
Married - formerly single
Used - previously new
Day old - yesterday's fresh
Leftovers - outstanding vintage cuisine
Elderly - chronologically gifted
Bald - follicle free, hair disadvantaged
Vomit - protein spill

From the official files of Les Overhead
Links to writing, design, and some seriously whacked out web sites.

Writing

www.wordsmith.org - amaze your friends with new words. Get on the Word a Day mailing list. Use the handy Anagram Server to, uh, well, waste time. Did you know Les Overhead can be rearranged to spell Header Solve...Savored Heel...and Hearse Loved? Isn't that interesting? Oh, who cares what you think.

www.rapdict.org - get hip to the steet scene, sound like you know the score. It's ay yo trip and I ain't smacked, dog.

http://gem.win.co.nz/hangman/ - game of hangman? You have 7 guesses. Don't choke.

www.rhymezone.com - rhymes, synonyms, definitions...a support group for wordaholics.

www.yourdictionary.com - dictionary, thesaurus, translations, Finnish dog terms, Norwegian fish definitions ... word up worldwise.

Design

www.bornmag.com - experimental venue where literary art is joined with interactive design. Emily Salvadore Dickinson-Dali.

www.digitalthread.com - links to the hottest, coolest and weirdest in web design worldwide. Sehr gut.

www.secondstory.com - they tell interesting stories that are far from snore quality.

www.rangermag.com - design, fashion, reviews and extermination of all that sucks on the Web.

Deranged

www.busplunge.org - real people, real bus accidents, from around the globe. In short: real sick.

www.cruel.com - featuring the cruel site of the day. And it gets worse.

www.lacoroner.com - the unofficial L.A. County Coroner's online gift shop. Bad taste available in all sizes.

www.ratkill.com - not one, but TWO ratcams for morbid, disturbed mind viewing.